Many times preschoolers are often compared to monkeys. They are similar in many ways...there have been countless studies regarding those similarities. It's truly amazing. Take a closer look at the monkey. Do you recognize him? He's the happy little Ebola infested "Outbreak Monkey" from that 1990's movie. If you have a preschooler you may know where I'm headed. The picture of my dear son was taken on his first little day of Preschool. See the twinkle in his eye? Sweet huh? Well, my son has now morphed into the freaking outbreak monkey. He has brought home every cootie known to man. I am convinced that the disease that will end mankind is currently incubating in a Preschool.
Wilma warned me. I should have listened...hello...she has a doctorate in pharmacy and her son was in preschool last year. She told me to be prepared to be "sick as hell all winter." Damn germs. Normally I would complain that "they" should be looking for a cure for the common cold and all of these super germs that my son has brought home....Not this week...I watched I Am Legend the other day and would be happy if all scientists took a break from manipulating viruses for the time being.
So there's my preschool rant, and here's my disclaimer...I love our preschool and wouldn't trade Thomas' good times and knowledge that he's gained for all of the snot in the world. Like shit, germs happen.
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